A few (of my favorite) engineers at work have a word making game that they use each day to create the word(s) of the day. It's quite simple - two stacks of (mostly inappropriate) words on a coil that you randomly select and then combine to make one word.
At first the rule was that you had to use the newly created word three times during the day. Then, we discovered just how rude, offensive, and hilarious the words were and quickly abandoned the notion of saying them out loud.
On a side note: My favorite word created to date - cooch waffle!
Anyways, I received an email the other day with words created for a contest and a few were so hilarious - or fit perfectly with my life - that I really had to share. If this isn't your cup of tea, I apologize and promise to return to my regular post topics after the weekend!
Assmosis: the process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.